Class: FillerText::Style::MikeLange

Inherits:
Object
  • Object
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Defined in:
lib/fillertext/styles/mike_lange.rb

Overview

Style: MikeLange

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.text ⇒ Object

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Lange

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https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mike_Lange
https://quotes.yourdictionary.com/author/mike-lange/
https://pierogisnat.blogspot.com/2008/04/top-10-mike-lange-sayings.html
https://www.quora.com/What-are-all-Mike-Langes-catch-phrases?share=1



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# File 'lib/fillertext/styles/mike_lange.rb', line 15

def self.text
  "Mike Lange just lost his liquor license.
      Ladies and Gentlemen… Elvis has left the building.
      Scratch my back with a hacksaw.
      Shave my face with a rusty razor.
      Buy Sam a drink, and get his dog one too.
      He doesn’t know whether to cry or wind his watch.
      Get in the fast lane grandma, the Bingo game is ready to roll.
      She wants to sell my monkey.
      Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek.
      How much fried chicken can YOU eat?
      He beat him like a rented mule.
      He took the heat out of a hot kitchen.
      He’s smiling like a butcher's dog.
      He’s handing out checks like it’s the first of the month!
      Let's go hunt moose on a Harley.
      Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, break out the brandy.
      Great balls of fire!
      It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
      Never teach a pig to sing.
      He smoked him like a bad cigar!
      He forgot one thing: the puck!
      Make me a milkshake, Malkin!
      And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!"
end